Poem

$2.99 Crossword Puzzle Book

Will you buy me a $2.99 crossword puzzle book
I have to get my brain going
to rediscover that as hard as I try
I am only 47% smart
and did not
could not
pay attention in the classes I was supposed to pay attention in
Well you say you can only afford the dollar puzzle book
with redundant clues
In the dollar puzzle books I am 62% smart